One of my parakeets died
I never fail at procrastination, but procrastination always fails me.
Reeve Carney was on TV again. <3 I still can’t believe that he’s spiderman. XD
It makes me want to laugh that Jared Leto has his own website called jaredleto.com. It gives me the impression that he’s self centered. :P
I was asked if I was emo three times today. =_= People, really.
Just corrected my brother's grammar.
He is going to be pissed at me later.
Yeah I tried changing my url. Didn’t work. It does the same thing when I click your profile, but everyone else works just fine. :\
Each time I click my profile, Tumblr says my account has been suspended. Did I do something wrong? 0_o
I just figured out how to tag my posts on tumblr
Wow, I feel stupid. :P
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.– I set my friends on fire album cover
I’ve caught five people staring at me today. VERY. AWKWARD.
Hearing airplanes flying over my house at night freaks me out. I keep thinking they’re going to drop a bomb on us. :o
Someone: Lets play dirty truth or dare Me: No thanks. Someone: Please Me: Nope. Someone: Why not? Me: Because I’m not that low in life. Someone: Wow. That hurts saying I’m low in life. F*ck you. Me: Well that’s what happens when you treat someone that way. I have no regrets for texting that. He flat out deserved it.
That One Weird Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With...
wearedressedlikecupcakes: I miss watching Lost.
Time flies too fast.
STUPEFY - one of my favorite words. Always.
* It’s spelled right. Go look it up.
“You know what, you should invite me over to your house over the summer so we can hang” “I dunno. My house is small and ugly” “That’s okay, I’ve seen many small and ugly houses before.” GAG.
sassmaster strikes again.
onlygerardway: mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat: thegunstheysell: Oh geez. x]
Sometimes I just want to list all the cons to you.
I must have drank/ate/sniffed something strange to get people to be this weird. Not weird… More like crazy.
Snack Dude: is this where you buy the ap test? Me: yeah. Dude: what if you don’t buy it? Me: I think you don’t take it then. Dude: and what of you don’t take it? Me: you probably fail. Dude: aw that sucks. I’ll buy it later. Bye random person! Me: o_o Later after lunch Dude: her it’s that girl I was in line with. Girl 1: mmkay Dude: what’s her name. I feel like...
Sharing is carting
Hal rt suzy chev gnu berti grosz Sexism unbroken black capital elam i.e. spam stock sick talc kurtz chick .
People: What’cha reading? Me: My Zombie Survival Guide. People: That’s so stupid. Zombies don’t exist! Me: Well don’t go crying to me when the zombie apocalypse comes and you don’t know how to survive. I need to start saying that.
Driving home from school
My dad stops driving in the middle of the road and points to the sidewalk Dad: Look! A cat!! Me: -facepalm-